Well, a howdy-do to ya’ll! *waves* *tips hat* *bows* And all that fun stuff. XD
I was looking through my drafts today and found this insanely random story I wrote in February that makes absolutely NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!! Which is probably why I stopped writing it at such a terrible spot….
Anyways! I thought it would be fun to share it with you because – who doesn’t love random stories? I remember laughing as I wrote this… I honestly just wrote this story just to write. So yeah, enjoy. XD
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Long, long ahead, in the the year 4087, a young girl slips out of her fluffy bed and sets her bare feet onto the cold, hard wooden floor. She flips her buttery blonde hair out of her face and stares at the wall blankly.
Today was another boring, uneventful, tiresome day. It was Saturday and the girl, named Avery, had no plans.
Avery put on her rainbow robe and unicorn slippers and walked drearily down the mahogany stairs, the scent of alfalfa waffles traveling into her nostrils.
“Good morning, Avery! How’s my little cupcake of a muffin?” Her mother cooed as she poured some honey over the crispy waffles.
“Fine.” Avery replied without any enthusiasm. She pulled out one of the bamboo chairs and sat at their table, which also, was made out of bamboo.
Avery’s mother, Mrs. Brown, set a plate of steaming cold alfalfa waffles, drizzled with honey in front of her daughter. Avery stared down at her plate and sighed ungratefully. “Mom, is there no more JuJu Berry Juice?” She inquired expectantly.
“No, I’m sorry, cupcake. The cows have been slacking off lately.” Her mother informed, apologetically.
Avery sighed once again and began eating her alfalfa waffles, spoon in hand. As she brought the spoon up to her lips, she closed her eyes and took a bite. When she opened her eyes, she saw a placeΒ filled with millions of exotic plants and hundreds of cows. There were trees growing strong and tall, full of cupcakes, donuts, and wrinkly marshmallows. Growing closer to the ground were peanut M&M, raisin, and cookie bushes, but that wasn’t all. There were spaghetti flowers, banana split clouds, and a cheeseburger for a sun. The cheese rays were shining through the banana split clouds and highlighting a glaze river. Avery blinked her eyes about a half dozen times, but still she remained in this strange land.
“Where am I?” She wondered out loud and startling her out of her skin, a farmer who seemed to be half human and half a milk carton called out, “Why, you’re in Grubba Malanka – the capital of Sugvegmefruitatia!”
Avery’s mouth hung open. “Ummmm…. Okay.”
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*nervous giggle* I hope you liked it! XD
Namarie! (I’m feeling so LOTR-ish lately, oh my gosh!!! *dies*)
Love,
~Fluffet~
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH. So I’m not the only one who writes stories like this?? *shhh* I just never post them…LOL!
Loved this!! xD I’m going to look at alfalfa waffles in an entirely new light now….
YOU WRITE THEM TOO?! XD You must post some of them!!! XD
I’m so glad you enjoyed it! π
Mmm… Yes… And just make sure to eat them steaming cold and drizzled with honey…. XD
~Fluffet~
YES, OF COURSE. And oh dear no!!!
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Well…maybe. xD Sometimes I scroll through my old computer files and find the most random short stories I wrote in the sixth grade, when I first started writing literally every five minutes…AHHHH. It’s pretty funny though! Some of my Word files are just labeled “random story,” and then “another random story,” and then one is, “YET ANOTHER RANDOM STORY.” LOL!!
Oh yes…of course!
Literally just laughed! XD I LOVE THAT!!! XD
I would love to read them sometime!
On a completely off topic note – I’m actually preparing for nano this year!! Just started thinking of ideas for the novel last night. It’s so scary starting something new. O_O
~Fluffet~
LOL! xD
Okay! Maybe I’ll post a few.
OH REALLY?? That’s great!! Not to mention very, very smart…it’s definitely better to be prepared for NaNo. π
HOORAY!! *stares at your blog waiting for a random story to be posted* LOL! Jk π
Yep!! I REALLY want to reach my goal this year! π
~Fluffet~
Haha! If I do, it will probably be in October…publishing Shadows is just taking up my writing life this month. Gahhh!
I’m sure you will! What will your goal be?
Oh, I understand completely! *dies over Shadows again* XD
I haven’t completely decided yet. November is usually a busy month for me, so I’m thinking maybe 20,000 or 25,000 words… Ugh, I need to plan… Oooh the procrastination… XD
~Fluffet~
No dying! ??
Haha!
That’s okay! Yes, that’s probably a good idea.
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LOL! That was so weird and funny. Steaming cold waffles actually sound good…….
I WROTE A STORY LIKE THIS! I was bored so I just started randomly writing about Leonardo da Vinci playing hide ‘n’ seek with an elephant…. XD
-Clara <3
Thanks Clara! XD
LOLOL!! That sounds so hilarious!! XD
~Fluffet~
BWAhahahahahahahahahaha! OH! I can’t even! XD
Most crazily, ~Olive
LOLOL! Why, thank ya! XD
~Fluffet~
I feel like I just read a dream… a very hilarious dream! I was laughing at the end. “Half human and half milk carton”? Yikes! π
~Lizzy
LOL! I’m glad you enjoyed it, Lizzy! π
Yeah, I’m weirded out at myself about that…. XD
~Fluffet~
LOLOL!!!! Okay, that was literally the most HILARIOUS thing I’ve ever read! It sounds like something I would write after laughing for 20 minutes and eating a 30 pound mound of chocolate chips.
π π
LOLOL! Thanks, so much!! π XD
~Fluffet~
Oh my word, like, THIS IS SOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!? LOVED this, Jaclynn!!!
LOL!! Thanks, Lainey!! I’m so glad! π
~Fluffet~
I have a poem that begins with an algae-green banana jumping on a trampoline and mentions orange pie, a swimming sandwich, and a pink river π (I wrote it when I had a fever and thought it was hilarious at the time π )
LOL! Wow… That sounds crazy! XD
~Fluffet~
This is SO GOOD! ?
Thanks, Janie! π
~Fluffet~
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I need more!! LOLOLOL!
LOLOL! I’m glad you liked it, AA! π
~Fluffet~